Well Shit Matches
$16.00
For the moments when absolutely nothing goes according to plan. Our Well, Shit safety matches are the perfect little reminder that sometimes all you can do is laugh, light a candle, and carry on. Featuring sleek black match tips in a chic glass bottle topped with a gold lid, they’re equal parts moody, funny, and functional.
| US | 0-2 | 4-6 | 8-10 | 12-14 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SIZE | XS | S | M | L | XL |
| BUST | 31" | 33" | 35" | 37" | 40" |
| WAIST | 24" | 26" | 28" | 30" | 33" |
| HIP | 34" | 36" | 38" | 40" | 43" |
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Eligible items may be returned within 14 days of purchase or delivery for store credit only. Items must be unworn, unwashed, free of odors and in original condition with tags attached.
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