Not Old Not Young Card
$6.00
Our “Not Old. Just Not Young.” card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. Featuring bold black ink and paired with a vibrant cosmic orange envelope, this funny birthday card delivers the perfect amount of age-related honesty without going too hard.
| US | 0-2 | 4-6 | 8-10 | 12-14 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SIZE | XS | S | M | L | XL |
| BUST | 31" | 33" | 35" | 37" | 40" |
| WAIST | 24" | 26" | 28" | 30" | 33" |
| HIP | 34" | 36" | 38" | 40" | 43" |
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