Merry Wtf-Mas Card
$7.00
Our “Merry What-The-Fuck-Mas” holiday card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. Featuring bold red ink on bright white paper and paired with a luxe gold envelope, this irreverent holiday card includes a reusable gold star paper clip—perfect for holding cash, a gift card, or saving as a keepsake.
- Letterpress printed on tree-free paper
- Red ink with coordinating gold envelope
- Includes a heavy-duty gold star paper clip
- Size: 5.5” x 4.25”
- Folded card, blank inside
- Sealed in a cello sleeve
| US | 0-2 | 4-6 | 8-10 | 12-14 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SIZE | XS | S | M | L | XL |
| BUST | 31" | 33" | 35" | 37" | 40" |
| WAIST | 24" | 26" | 28" | 30" | 33" |
| HIP | 34" | 36" | 38" | 40" | 43" |
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